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The Lobster Adventure
Twilight snuck upon us as a lobster does its pink fleshy prey, its pinchy pincers sneakin’ out in wispy streamers of cloud. Gaargh, we’d good reason to spout purplish in our fear of the night. I’d...
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Pulp Pirate 11
Flash Cast 67 – Candy Shanks Gaargh! Well how can I not approve of that episode title? Shanking for GB right now… And I’m at least a week behind with this, but then I’m more than a week behind...
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Pulp Pirate 12
Flash Cast 68 – Dog Days I’m running out of ways to say how much I enjoy Flash Pulp and their many times a week outpourings of fresh pulp fiction. So… Gaargh! This week I had no pirate tale to spin...
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The Blundering Buccaneer
Twas sprung upon me with but a moment’s notice, that me fair brother young Timothy Seasbuttock would wring a tale from me filled with adventure on this, the day he’ll finally consummate his manhood....
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Talk Like A Pirate Day 2012 – more pirate stories
Another heap o’ finely honed pirate yarns to excite yer faces and make ye wish you had but one leg and eye: Captain Pigheart’s Heroical Adventure Admiral Kneehorn imprisons me mates, tis up to me and a...
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Talk Like A Pirate Day 2012 – even more pirate stories
More? Aye, yet more short pirate stories to make ye heart leap and sword quiver: A Cold, Cold Night Adventure The legends of a disgusting sea hobo. Merwenchery: a Guide to Consorting with Mermaids...
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Piracy! Saturday 20th October 2012: Speaker’s Corner and Oxjam Beeston
Thrills and Piratical Spills! Gaargh, this Saturday’s a proper sack o’ maritime joy! Derby Speaker’s Corner First of all I’ll be rising with unusual earlitude to voyage to that renowned place o’...
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Terrifying Pirate Stories – Hallowe’en Repost
Ahar! Tis likely ye’ll be wallowing in a surfeit of sugar and approaching a life-threatening coma. Enjoy then these tales of fear on the high seas (and nearby)! The Gelatinous Adventure A tale of...
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The Tusky Adventure
The Grim Bastard, our noble ship, seemed bound for a sad landing. We saw the murderous water from way off, but like a grotesque and many breasted tramp it was unavoidable. We stared, gape-wise at the...
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The Dromedary Adventure
Sun, endless sun blazin’ into me one lonely eyehole with her merciless light. Twas the third week we’d spent in the desert and even the hull had creaked into a salty dryness for want o’ water. Unless...
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The Desert Crystals – Part 25: Ghosts of Dawn
Part 25 - Ghosts of Dawn His bunk had become his refuge. The childhood appeal of his hammock fort and the close darkness had reached out through the years and seized … Continue reading →
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The Blundering Buccaneer
Twas sprung upon me with but a moment’s notice, that me fair brother young Timothy Seasbuttock would wring a tale from me filled with adventure on this, the day he’ll finally consummate his manhood....
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Under the Crossbones podcast ep 110 Nick Tyler aka Captain Pigheart
A couple of weeks ago I received a lovely email, quite out of the blue, from one Phil Johnson, comedian and pirate-lover (no, not like that, well – not with me. Maybe next time.) inviting me to be...
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